OH NO, HE'S HOT! Episode 9 Krab Borg (9.1) SpongeBob: There you go! Enjoy your– Say, you're not a robot, are you? Customer: No.
Episode 8 No Weenies Allowed (8.1) Sandy: Back in Texas, we call ice cream "frozen cow juice." Squilliam Returns (8.2) Squidward: Don't be intimidated, Squidward. Krabs. Can You Spare a Dime? (7.2) Squidward: You know, there's something I've been wanting to tell you from the day we first met - goodbye. But why do we need him? Squidward: This job gets very stressful, Mr. Krabs: Oh well, then how do you explain that? A second Krusty Krab?! Squidward: Mr. Krabs: Then what's that useless junk?! Squidward: That's the useless junk for scene, uh. Krabs: What you're doing is throwing away me money! I told you to rent, only, what is absolutely necessary! Squidward: This is all necessary! Mr. Krabs: What in Neptune's name is going on?! Squidward: We're making the commercial, Mr. Patrick: Patrick Star, you are one smart shopper. uh.A 17th-century soup ladle, see? Patrick: Wow, was I using mine wrong! How much? Mr. Krabs: That ain't no toilet plunger! This here's an antique! It's, um. You and General Nonsense over there will have to fight without me! One Krab's Trash (6.2) Patrick: That looks like a toilet plunger I threw out yesterday! Mr. Bank Teller: Next! Episode 6 Snowball Effect (6.1) SpongeBob: Squidward! You're just in time to enlist in my army! Join me, and we'll defeat the Pink Menace! Patrick: That's me! Squidward: Thanks but no thanks Major Stupidity. Sir, we are showing a balance of $0.00 for both of your accounts. Bank Teller: May I please see some identification? SpongeBob: Sure. SpongeBob: ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY!!! Bank Teller: Will that be from your savings or your checking account, sir? SpongeBob: Uhh, savings. Bag! PUT IT IN! Bank Teller: Umm, you're facing the wrong way, sir. Doing Time (5.2) SpongeBob: Alright! Put the money. Wumbology - the study of wumbo?! It's first grade, Spongebob! Spongebob: Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you. Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me. I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, wumbo! Wumbo, wumboing. Episode 5 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV (5.1) Patrick: You know what the problem is? SpongeBob: What? Patrick: You got it set to "M" for "mini".When it should be set to "W" for "wumbo"! SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't think "wumbo" is a real word. "imagination" in 1 tentacle than you 2 have in your whole bodies! Patrick: That's good! Now all you need is a box. imagination! Squidward: Are you trying to say I have no imagination?! I have more. Squidward: The noises! How are you two making those noises? Patrick: Well, that's easy. Krabs: That's not even a word and I agree with ya! Idiot Box (4.2) Squidward: How are you doing that? SpongeBob: First we establish a base camp at 15,000 feet. Krabs: Bamboozled! SpongeBob: We've been smeckledorfed! Mr. Krabs: You loony loofah, he is the impostor! We've been duped! SpongeBob: Duped! Mr. Episode 4 Nasty Patty (4.1) SpongeBob: Maybe we oughta tell our guy about the phony impostor. SpongeBob: That time it almost seemed like. SpongeBob: That joke was almost funnier the second time! Flats: No, I mean it. "The only people, who don't like a Krabby Patty, have never tasted one"! The Bully (3.2) SpongeBob: Hi. SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, it's just so funny! You know what we say. MY BEST FRIEND!!! Episode 3 Just One Bite (3.1) SpongeBob: Hey, everyone! Squidward says he doesn't like Krabby Patties! Haw! Squidward: Don't encourage them! They'll never leave. and I was so thirsty, I spent it on a soda.! Uhhuhhuhhuh. Krabs: Then one day, at the beach, IT WAS SO HOOOOT. SpongeBob: What happened to the dollar, Mr. I loved that dollar.loved it like a brother. Krabs: I was five years old, me father gave me a dollar. Patrick: The shell has spoken! Squidward: NOTHING?! We can't just sit here and do nothing! My Pretty Seahorse (2.2) Mr. Episode 2 Club SpongeBob (2.1) SpongeBob: Magic Conch? What do we do to escape the kelp forest? Magic Conch: Nothing. AND LIVE! Larry: Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers. Just look at his daughter, she's as big as a whale! SpongeGuard on Duty (1.2) SpongeBob: I'm every bit as cool as Larry and if I'm not, let me be struck by. When do I get to have some real food? Mr. 20.1 SpongeBob Meets the Strangler (20.1)Įpisode 1 The Algae's Always Greener (1.1) Plankton: Oh, goodie.19 The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode 19).12.2 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V (12.2).5.1 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV (5.1).